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Jailbait Zombie explained Jailbait Zombie, review Jailbait Zombie, trailer Jailbait Zombie, box office Jailbait Zombie, analysis Jailbait Zombie, Jailbait Zombie 3352 Acevedo Manages To Update Vampire Lore In Clever And Imaginative Ways El PasoTimes If You Haven T Yet Encountered Gulf War Veteran Turned Vampire Private Eye Felix Gomez, Then Now Is The Time Jailbait Zombie The Fourth In Author Mario Acevedo S Outrageously Original Dark Fantasy Pi Series Pits The Undead Against The Living Dead, As Vampires Meet Zombies For A No Holds Barred Beatdown As Dark, Sexy, Funny, And Endearingly Strange As Acevedo S Previous Vampiric Excursions Nymphos Of Rocky Flats, X Rated Bloodsuckers, And Undead Kama Sutra Jailhouse Zombie Is Of The Top Shelf Bloody Madness That Inspired Tim Nuclear Jellyfish Dorsey To Comment That Mario Acevedo Is A Very Disturbed Man And I Mean That In The Absolute Finest Sense Of The Term

  • Paperback
  • 353 pages
  • Jailbait Zombie
  • Mario Acevedo
  • English
  • 21 April 2018
  • 9780061567148

About the Author: Mario Acevedo

Born in El Paso, Texas and grew up in Las Cruces, New Mexico, but visited family in Chihuahua Joined the US Army and flew attack helicopters.Was artist in residence for Arte Americas in Fresno, California and served as a combat artist in Operation Desert Storm Also teaches taught art to prisoners at Avenal State Prison.



10 thoughts on “Jailbait Zombie

  1. says:

    I was worried that I wouldn t be able to make it through these Felix Gomez books and then it happened I sat there and realized I was headed towards the undead ultimate brawl vampires verus zombies Epic Despite my growing fatigue with the snarky humor and mildly stale story lines I was hooked.The vampire hierarchy orders Felix to investigate a zombie disturbance in rural Colorado Something is causing zombies to pop up left and right in a small Colorado town Gomez needs to dig up the root cause and end the outbreak before human civilization becomes aware of the supernatural community His quest leads him to an insane mad genius doctor, a manipulative telepath with a terminal disease, a country kingpin, and .All of that is fun, but what really gets exciting are the intense zombie vampire battles Sure, one zombie on its own is no problem You can out run it, you can out think it, heck, you can probably out fight it One zombie on its own is no problem especially for a vampire Vampires are super strong, super fast, and can grow killing talons all while soaking up insane amounts of damage But how will a vampire fare against a horde of zombies Three and a half stars out of five, but rounded down to three On the plus side you have zombie versus vampire action, but on the down side I m just getting tired of these books.

  2. says:

    Mario Acevedo seems to be an one on one off writer With Felix Gomez series, 1 was decent, 2 was blah, 3 was entertaining and this book 4 was blah yet again I m not as a rule a fan of vampires or detective series unless it s exceptional and this is far from it or as with this series vampire detectives, so this was just something I read from time to time when I don t want to have to make a decision or think for a few hours As with previous, this was a very quick read, but without Acevedo s humor, which for some reason comes and goes and with this book only makes appearance in one scene, the series just doesn t have much to offer.

  3. says:

    Even though the title implies zombie I placed this on my vampire shelf because this series is about Felix Gomez a vampire enforcer Felix does go up against zombies, the other variety of the undead, in this episode It seems zombies are real sloppy and may expose the supernatural world if not stopped so the Areneum, or vampire council, sends in Felix This is a good series of books for those that like the Harry Dresden series by Jim Butcher as there are some similarities I liked the book and the ending leads one to believe that the series will be continued.

  4. says:

    Felix Gomez not your mother s vampire Actually, he s not like any vampire any of us have known Plagued by his human self, his immortal self comes across as human than vampire His vampire self explores the dark places his human side hid exposing guilt, empathy, compassion, and a strong sense of justice wrapped up in a begrudging hero persona that he rarely admits to himself and denies to others Sent on a mission to find out who is creating zombies and where a psychic pull is coming from Felix finds himself the champion of a troubled young girl who literally begs him to turn her Fighting himself, and the zombies he tries his best to do the right thing, always, but there always seems to be a twist that forces him to do things he doesn t want to do It s packed with action, gangsters, zombies, and temptation I highly recommend reading it

  5. says:

    I feel like the author stepped up his game for this entry However I feel obligated to rate it lower because of the inclusion of a sexualized underage girl There were a few lines that were uncomfortable to read Outside of that, it s a great entry to the series and full of laughs

  6. says:

    It s kind of weird to read a book only for the one liners, but they are pretty amusing The plot just gets you from one to another, and whenever he mentions a consumer product, it s usually pretty funny.

  7. says:

    I didn t realize that this was a series Eh It was still good as a stand alone book however I have a feeling that I will be requesting the rest of the books in the series Felix is a pretty good character and since the series revolves around him, I m good with it.

  8. says:

    Published 2009 Quirky, sometimes funny A quick breezy read About average plot.

  9. says:

    I found this book to be better than the 2nd and the 3rd Whew Marathon read of all 4 books.I have a 5th on the way and I think I ll be taking a break from this series for a bit.

  10. says:

    Felix Gomez is a vampire He got his start among the Undead in Iraq, where he was serving with the US Army After unwittingly killing an innocent Iraqi family, thinking they were terrorists, and having the rest of his group wiped out by enemy attack immediately afterward, he fled into a building, huddling there alone as he tried to deal with what he had just caused and discovered that he was sharing the room with an ancient Iraqi vampire When he emerged from hiding, he, too, was a vampire, turned by the older vampire Upon his return to the States, he became a private investigator, using his supernatural powers to solve cases that challenged the best of ordinary mortals.In The Nymphos of Rocky Flats, Book 1 of the saga of Felix Gomez, Felix investigated an outbreak of nymphomania among the female employees of female guards at a plutonium processing plant in Colorado, and discovered that ETs have been among us for some time Trained assassins began murdering members of the local vampire community, and an amorous dryad appeared to help Felix solve the case And Felix did solve the case, in one of the great adventure stories of today.In X Rated Bloodsuckers, Book 2 of the series, Felix discovered a plot among some of Hollywood s wealthiest and most powerful producers that threatened to overturn the delicate balance between humanity and the supernatural world In The Undead Kama Sutra, Book 3 of the series, a dying alien tells the vampire PI to find Goodman and save the Earth women Felix does his best, but loses the love of his life er, death in the process Now, in Jailbait Zombie, Book 4 of the series, Felix has to stop a ravening army of zombies and their demented maker from exposing the secret of the Undead to the world.Teaming up with Phaedra, the 16 year old niece of an organized crime boss, who is dying of Huntington s Chorea, but, in compensation, has unbelievably powerful clairvoyant powers, Felix gamely sets out to try to fulfill the orders given to him by the Araneum, the covert vampire government that works tirelessly to keep ordinary humanity from discovering that the Undead are very, very real Felix finds himself caught between making war on the zombies and trying to keep Phaedra alive Ultimately he succeeds at the first task But Phaedra stops a spear hurled by one of the zombies during the battle that takes the zombies down, and to save her Felix has to turn her into a vampire, as well As a result, he may have loosed a far worse peril on the world than the zombies could ever have been.I love this series Unlike so much vampire fiction, these novels show us the day to day problems and triumphs of individuals who may have all the supernatural powers of the Undead, but who also can be just as stupid, klutzy, mean spirited, and otherwise heir to all the sins of humanity as ordinary mortals Felix himself is a working man who has to deal with the rough underbelly of the world, without the romantic aura of so many fictional male vampires He gets horny, loves good food albeit with a good splash of type B as sauce , despises the truly corrupt, and manages to trip over his own feet in a huge way at least a couple of times per novel In short, he is everyman, however equipped with fangs and talons he may be, and it is all too easy to identify with him And the same is true of the other vampires that share his world they re people, whatever they think of their relationship to humanity, and have all the ordinary foibles and failings of humanity to go with their admittedly great and scary powers.Acevedo has a gift for writing stories that grab you right away, carry you right along to the end, and leave you panting for In Jailbait Zombie, that gift is so evident that it actually makes reading the novel a painful experience the villain, the madman who has created an army of zombies, is a sadistic megalomaniac who at one point puts poor Felix through hell on Earth, torturing him with electrical current, after he manages to capture Felix by siccing his zombies on the detective It hurt to continue reading and I couldn t put the book down Now that s a storyteller

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